Unwelcome

By kaipodable - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 759
You deserved it 4 658
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Top comments

HahaHokayThen 10

Sorry to hear your boyfriend prefers his pussy over yours.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You made it too obvious, bro. That kind of behavior will drive the ladies away. Remember, don't say the obvious, use smooth talk.

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lolza 0

Give the cat some treats, he'll like you soon

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elbia21 5

Tell him "it's ok, you ain't getting any of this pussy here either" Sorry, maybe my advice is lame or harsh >.< it's what came to my head. . .

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THE_A_TEEN 27

He chose the wrong pussy. Let's see him try to put his dick in that. ****** dentata, instead with claws..

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idontknowyou123 0

I was going to make another pussy joke but...

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Avalanches 9

I guess the cat was in a "catty" mood! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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japtch 15

People who laugh at their own jokes make me want to club a baby seal. Especially when they're not very punny.

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adamcichuttek 2

I used to tell my friends Canada has a National Seal Clubbing Day.

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eddieglaves 0

A man im too late i wanted to be the first one to post the pussy joke. FML

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blackstar994 5

If that cat says it, that's how it has to be.

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Pentium_4 27

i'm being serious, cats get extremely jealous. but that's just crazy

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