Up in smoke

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 808
You deserved it 46 706
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Top comments

muFilter 19

Ah, the one smoking hazard the Surgeon General didn't warn you about. That's how they get ya...

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andyyroxx 20

Apply cold water to the - Hey where's half of your beard?

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Kitten_Calderon 14

Yet another reason smoking makes you look bad. Sorry about your job loss though, OP. your boss should have been more understanding

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jujuroxursox 15

Ur fault for smoking and having a beard so ydi

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qirde_15 5

that's called.. wait for it.. fireception!

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laden_swallow09 34

Inception jokes aren't applicable in this case.

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perdix 29

Again, the OP's gender is not specified. I'd like to recycle my "Please be a girl" comment from yesterday.

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KareBear7364 5

well if there were ever a time to quit smoking it'd be when you burn off your beard and then get fired cause of it.

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sarahadlina 14

Oops Accidently clicked the "I agree your life sucks" button. Totally deserved it. First not only r u endangering ur own life but others too.

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CharresBarkrey 15

You can vote both on each FML, but it essentially means you didn't vote at all.

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CharresBarkrey 15

His beard's probably still smoking.

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