Up it goes

By 0stvn0 - 16/03/2012 01:18 - Canada

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Today, my doctor booked me in for an STI test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said, "Gonna be honest Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML
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YourBuddyElmo 5

On the bright side....nope, nothing's coming to me.

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glittercookies 12

It's worth it. You're being responsible and safe.

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JubJub1991 4

Doc ain't kidding once it hits the prostate it hurts! My advice do it yourself. Sounds weird but I promise it hurts less

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Krish25 0

Oh no, I feel sorry for you. Cant be any worse then having a baby naturally though. I did and lets just say it wasn't a picnic. Worst pain ever!

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Sanch101 7

If the alternative is it is going to turn green then take a little pain.

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LennyComa 39

Its like metal umbrella and I passed out when I had it done...it,us almost as bad as a Lumbar Puncture

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Rhupert 3

Well at least the doctor didn't lie and say it would tickle.

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kingcade1 1

Haha I have had to do that multiple times due to my family's history of Kidney stones and I have had 5 and I'm 16 soo ya

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Althenias 0

why so they need to use a catheter? ive gone for a few std tests and they just get me to pee in a cup, and occassionly they take a blood sample.

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DaleksAreEpic 0

So, your name's Steve, eh? Iiiiiiinteresing. *scribbles on a suspicious looking clipboard*

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wriptidez 0

ask to be numbed or given something

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Principessa101 20

Good Luck with that, Steve.

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