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By taintedlover - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

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Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML
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The_Big_Boss 20

She enjoys the sex.. So you've got that going for you, which is nice

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avapaige1234 19

I hope you dumped dat bitch

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Mat2000_1 4

There are worse things that you could be for your gf. Get your rocks off with her and live your life as an individual.

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Futacy 29

That's so sexist and degrading toward men. Yeah, that's right...

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AlreadyBeenFd 3

Sounds like you've got a better GF than I do.

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RedPillSucks 31

Is your girlfriend a dude?

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justsomerandguy 8

I would keep her, just update the emotions towards her, taking into account latest revelations. She wants to have emotionless sex - that would've been fine with me. In the meantime, you can start looking for a better gf, if you're really into the emotional stuff.

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ZombieSazza 34

And now men know what it's like for women who get objectified. Not nice, is it? But seriously you need a new girlfriend.

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AlreadyBeenFd 3

Doesn't sound too bad to me

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middlenamefrank 8

Be honest now, to you, isn't she pretty much just a life support system for a.....well, you know.

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