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By taintedlover - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

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Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML
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The_Big_Boss 20

She enjoys the sex.. So you've got that going for you, which is nice

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nolifeatall 6

how does it feel? welcome to a lady's life

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Eltobak 13

Maby the 2 off u should just stop beeing in a relationship and change it to just lovers. Then atleast it wouldt be lies in it

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SunTzu2 9

Sounds like your best friend may be a better ***** sooner or later

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SpamPam 18

Am I the only one considering that his best friend could be lying? Idk but it's possible. either way sorry Op :(

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beckshniddley 10

Probably saying he isn't bothered would hurt the most and getting with a nicer, and obviously more attractive girlfriend. That's what having exes is all about.

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geni310 10

hope she's your ex now. let her buy a ***** & you get yourself a better girl.

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Taylor22294 24

Stop having sex with her. And completely stop showing her emotions. Everyone forgets how good things make them feel once they get used to it.

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