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By taintedlover - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

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Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML
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The_Big_Boss 20

She enjoys the sex.. So you've got that going for you, which is nice

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lizard365 12

it seems like all she sees you for is sex and since she said"annoying emotions" she does not really care about your feelings, just buy her a ***** and leave better yet just leave and let her buy her own.

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shudson186 17

Deep throat her so hard... She definitely deserves the punishment.

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rock_stud 9

You might wanna find a new **** buddy that you don't have emotions to.

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CRC_101 31

See I'll go along with my boyfriend's friends' jokes to some degree, but you keep a large space between general joking and anything the person you care about would find an insecurity in. Granted, his friend would be an absolutely terrible friend if he were joking that the guy is a ***** with annoying emotions, so, I'm sure this is not the situation. She's probably a bitch, and I'm sorry for that. Do keep an eye on that friend though.

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MissBehavin77 18

This irritates me. It's hard to find a guy that actually has emotions and OP ends up with one of the bitches who doesn't appreciate it. Hope you dump her and find someone else who likes who you are instead of just using you like a piece of meat.

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ChelzTheWolfGirl 29

Well isn't she a great girlfriend. *Sarcasm*

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wvcheesehead 13

Well a ***** is the gift that keeps on giving, enjoy the ride.

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