Wanker

By alicia - 20/12/2012 22:45 - Canada - Montreal

Spicy
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
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You deserved it 11 981
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verkaderk 9

Wait a second... So he would rather have his own hand touch his penis than your's?

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ThePsyche 9

Does anyone know what's up with all the YDI's lately? Even some that are genuine FML's are being voted YDI. Why?

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starman02 12

If you can't "beat" him, join him. Grab your B.O.B, who knows... You may enjoy it more than actual foreplay

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spikekutter 9

i would totally show him what foreplay is with the help of op

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eoko 12

I guess she won't pick up the phone.

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Sakaea 22

Help him or join in, you might find it enjoyable ;)

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bestnameright 14

Get him back! Go get a golf club and some BALLS. Then get ready to hit him with a golf ball. Make sure to yell, "fore!" To at least give him a warning. After that you might as well just go PLAY golf, instead of banging that JERK.

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brackaman 18

You NEED to stop capitalizing so many WORDS thinking that no one's going to GET it.

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perdix 29

The definition of foreplay is subjective so he is right. He should sell "pornos" to her as "training videos." It's all about marketing -- words have power.

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seandoc 13

Maybe you should've considered reality instead

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BellaBelle_fml 23

And what reality is that? The reality that OP's boyfriend obviously has no clue as to what arouses his own girlfriend? Or the reality that your comment was a very poor one?

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seandoc 13

I worded my comment wrong. I should've wrote something like, "maybe you should've let your girlfriend do the job" or something original. Sorry for the inconvenience, Mom.

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Pitbull305 9

Voyeurism is a form of foreplay to some, if he enjoys watching **** and being seen touching himself, maybe you can get involved and be his **** and enjoy him touching himself to you.

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ICastillo 24

He likes to do things hands on or you should give him a helping hand with that.

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freedomofmusic 12

Don't get why people are saying you deserve it... That sounds pretty sucky to me.

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olpally 32

How stupid can he be? Wow. Lmao. Good luck with him op. please don't breed with him. Lol.

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SirCharles83 13

I know huh! Come on! This guy is nuts. I hate to bust his bubble but women don't think this is a blast. She should discharge herself from the relationship. What a jerkoff.

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