Wasps can **** right off

By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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idkweird 0

Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

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icesKate 0

So as hockey players figure skating gf, he's not a pussy, and I knew it was a wasp. And the height really doesn't effect anything. Other than the fact that I stand on my toes a lot to be able to kiss him.

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Anon17564 3

I'm just glad that at least you are understanding. "It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate, it takes strength to be gentle and kind" - Morrissey. Every man, woman and child should hear this and take it to heart. (Don't know if you'll want to listen to the rest of the song though, it's a real downer)

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cady2 0

are you dating a midget? or somebody in fifth grade or something?

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the_duce 0

hockey= not hardcore

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rdvd7 0

Wasp/ Bees are a primal fear, some (Like a disease) have built up an immunity to it, would you want people making fun of your fears if this was you. OP like I sad before everyone has primal fears for various reasons (Rats, Fire, Death, etc.) every Human shares them.

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gman79 0

you play a Canadian sport, why surprised you're a Pansy?

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retardslo 0

Oh yeah baseball you just stand there. You don't even sweat when you play it. American go eat some burgers.

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bvigil 0

here pussy pussy pussy

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da_prince 0

it's one thing to be allergic to bees since some ppl are but come on really? MAN UP!!!

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yoitssabrina 0

hahahahaha i can totally imagine that scenario xD

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