Wasps can **** right off

By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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idkweird 0

Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

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ReeNAh 0

as for the whole height thing i think he was just showing a comparison like look at him this six foot tall athlete hiding in the corner while his tiny little girlfriend has to kill the bug but seriously op should man up. i need a man who can handle all insects, bugs, spiders or rodents because i myself freak the **** out. yes i am a pussy but i'm a girl so thats ok

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beezybobby 0

poor liddoh guy :)

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Dynoblaze 1

turn in your man card.

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angie123_fml 0

dude wtf you act as if you're the shit just cus you're a hockey player.

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_mystique_ 0

OP WTF? douchebag fag!

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ShadowHunted 0

Jeez, people. What the hell is wrong with you? Who cares if you're a male or female! You can be afraid of anything. Being a male doesn't mean you have to be all macho and tough. It doesn't mean you're a pussy because of being scared.

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Schwarzenegger87 0

ILL LIVE TO SEE YOU EAT THAT WASP! AND I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST, CUZ IM GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH, AND BREAK YA GODDAMN SPINE! (or what's left of it)

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GotNothingToLose_fml 0

A toast to the vertically challenged !! Short girls ftw !!

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psjennyb 3

what does your height have to do with it? a one year old could kill it at two and a half feet

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