Wasps can **** right off
By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
F*** Bees. I have never been scared or intimidated by any creature on the planet but when I see a bee I run in the opposite direction screaming like a little girl. Not only am I highly allergic to the little bastards, they're small and you can't always see them so I can totally relate. As for the pussy comments, let's see all of you get hit repeatedly by someone who weighs 200 and get up and be able to walk away in a straight line, it's not so easy and I only play sports for fun!
Oh, and my "fear or phobia" of all kinds of bees comes from being attacked by a swarm of hornets after a friend stepped on there 'home' and being stug over a hundred times which caused me to become allergic to bee stings wheni was 5 years old. Bees are not something to mess with. Any other bug or "creepy crawly" I have no problems with, I love them spiders and even have a pet turantula, it's just bees that scare me. So again F*** Bees and all you people who think that people afraid of them are *******.
theres nothing wrong with being afraid of wasps im a 15 yr old girl and if theres a wasp in my house i freak out and get away from it because im allergic to wasp stings, plus wasps are really mean, if you hit them with a fly swatter and dont kill them the first time you are going to get stung, so i have my mom come kill it, and she understands, if she found it she would tell me to get out of there anyway so it couldnt sting me SO ALL YOU IDIOTS SHUT YOUR STUPID FACES!
Lets do some probability here... you being 6.2 have more chances of getting bitten from it than ur girlfriend who is just 4.11 so chill out dude! nothing's wrong :P
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FYL Phobias suck. I have been cured of arachnophobia (hypnosis ftw) but I still must not go near the mushrooms in supermarkets. I have only picked up a mushroom once in my life, and I had a panic attack. Having a phobia does not make you a pussy. Even if it's not a phobia, seriously, don't worry about it. To be honest, the real reason that your life is ****** is that everyone will now think you are a pussy! That's why I had to find a way to get rid of arachnophobia. It's not exactly macho. But mycophobia, that's just an interesting thing to bring up in conversation. Plus, mushrooms are easy to avoid ;) unlike wasps.
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Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.
Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!