Insects, Phobias and Animals: Wasps can **** right off - FML

Wasps can **** right off

By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML

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idkweird 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 20:07

Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

DJ_Chutfield 4

Tuesday 2 March 2010 20:08

Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!

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SAYwhatFML 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:17

hockey players...

wareagle97 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:19

pussy!!

d3v0n8r 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:21

thats because you play a wussy sport like hockey

madarchod 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:26

good boy

ruler286 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:27

bttr watch it ppl soccer players would kick yalls tails

mckkayua 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:32

best one yet

highsheep 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:34

YDI for having a short girlfriend.

khscheer444 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:39

I hate when tall guys are with short girls. it's dumb.

theeBeezWaXx 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:41

haha embarassing.!

ruler286 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:41

hockey players people think of as big tuff guys but some of them would go in phetil position over an ant...... btw I see 3 year olds killing wasps pansie

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