Wasps can **** right off

By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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idkweird 0

Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

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SOTU117 0

well everyone has their phobias, it's not too bad that you cowered in the corner like a frightened child while your GF became your knight in shining armor. it's aight :P

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stewpididiot 11

43 mercyfml.. that was some funny shit right there... you win.. I don't give a **** what anyone says!!

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Fml37 0

This is why Americans lose at hockey

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muffinsareyummy 1

This could easily be a Canadian or a European that plays for the Pens or Flyers.

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muffinsareyummy 1

Didn't say he was, just saying that it could easily be a Euro or a Canadian.

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Fml37 0

True, but I'm sure he's playing in an American league. Plus, it was just a joke, the Americans played well, thanks in large part to Ryan Miller.

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muffinsareyummy 1

Yes, Miller kept the Americans in games, but the team made sure they did their part. Or was it Miller that scored all the goals...?

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Fml37 0

I said the American team played well as a whole... I was just giving extra credit to Miller for being exceptional.

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wowyurcool1 0

1's right . hockey us a fail as a sport.

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mraninimous 0

must have been a Canadian wasp and an American hockey player

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