Intimacy: Way too public

Way too public

By stewiesclone - 11/02/2010 09:09 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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Wanker

By fired - 09/08/2013 22:17

Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML

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By Dhagiik - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Oak Park

Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By biblewanker - 17/12/2010 16:05 - Australia

Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML

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By dammitall - 15/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard a couple enter the bathroom, both extremely drunk. They then had sex standing up against the stall I was in, blocking my only exit. I had to sit, wait, and listen as both parties finished. FML

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By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

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By XavierLing - 23/07/2019 06:00

Today, my thigh was itchy, so I went into a bathroom stall to scratch it. I, for some reason, moaned out loud while doing it. After that, the men's bathroom went completely silent. FML

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By Bobby ray slice - 22/08/2011 00:03 - United States

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

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Alone

By shit - 30/05/2019 06:00

Today, I was in a public restroom trying to take a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

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ilikeyouuu 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:13

I would have said, in an uber gay voice, "wanna do me next?!". lmao

Averizzle 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:02

Join him.

Comments

spez86 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:07

hahaha that's called a number 3 haha

KRYPTON1T3 5

Wednesday 2 March 2011 21:57

win!

jeffcuhz 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:09

aha you shoulda just let out a nice loud fart! Lmao

blackirish44 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:18

my thoughts exactly

caligurl10 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:43

Apolloyn 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:13

u should've gave him the Haiti Airstrike

ilikeyouuu 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:13

I would have said, in an uber gay voice, "wanna do me next?!". lmao

brannyh 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 7:20

Ideas like that tend to backfire, Like if he responded "yes"

Cthulu 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:14

You should have sneaked out of your stall quietly, then slammed your body against his stall's door as hard as you could, while screaming as loud as possible. Then run out of the bathroom as he pisses (not jizzes) all over himself.

Bugatti_Veyron 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:15

so whenever you tried to leave he would run out of the stall, pick you up, and throw you back into your stall? man, that must have sucked, not being able to leave and all!

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:21

Win, for the comment and the pic.

HamsteronA 0

Friday 12 February 2010 12:47

fail, for the pic

JrRacer4007 0

Friday 12 August 2011 9:53

And dont forget you get picked up while he has a raging boner! Haha

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:16

Why didn't he smell anything? Unless that's what he was using to get off...

ilikeyouuu 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:20

eww...

Prestigex 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:19

Fap Fap Fap.

Invioletlight 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:20

Some people can't help but plop in a public toilet - some of us have jobs and aren't exactly kicking around the house all day, available to use our own crapper if we need to. If I have to plop in a public toilet and someone is listening I fart realllly loudly and they always end up leaving super fast. Then it's a win/win because I'm: 1: Pooping with privacy 2:Stinking up a bathroom other than my own at home!!!!