Intimacy: Way too public

Way too public

By stewiesclone - 11/02/2010 09:09 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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Wanker

By fired - 09/08/2013 22:17

Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML

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By Dhagiik - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Oak Park

Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By biblewanker - 17/12/2010 16:05 - Australia

Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML

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By dammitall - 15/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard a couple enter the bathroom, both extremely drunk. They then had sex standing up against the stall I was in, blocking my only exit. I had to sit, wait, and listen as both parties finished. FML

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By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

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By XavierLing - 23/07/2019 06:00

Today, my thigh was itchy, so I went into a bathroom stall to scratch it. I, for some reason, moaned out loud while doing it. After that, the men's bathroom went completely silent. FML

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By Bobby ray slice - 22/08/2011 00:03 - United States

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

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Alone

By shit - 30/05/2019 06:00

Today, I was in a public restroom trying to take a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

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ilikeyouuu 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:13

I would have said, in an uber gay voice, "wanna do me next?!". lmao

Averizzle 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:02

Join him.

Comments

Im_Jesus_BITCH 3

Thursday 11 February 2010 19:07

Hmmm, horribly awkward situation... You should have said something like "YOUR GRANDMA'S BOOBIES!!". Make it equally awkward and horrible for him.

chasin_butterfli 0

Friday 12 February 2010 4:03

Win! lmao

Laurendorcus 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 19:26

what does "fap" mean? People keep saying it, but Ive never heard the term before.

disccomp 3

Thursday 11 February 2010 19:59

in this context, the sound of a guy having way too much fun with himself :)

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 19:37

Good thing there wasn't a glory hole.

pariah13 0

Friday 12 February 2010 0:36

hahaha. that would've been awkward.

xKIMMYx 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 19:38

bwahahahahahahahahahah! bet that was awkward!! :D

Laurendorcus 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 19:54

what is fapping??

Im_Jesus_BITCH 3

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:31

jerkin' off

orangesodaftw 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:04

Shuganah shuganah. lol

PentiumBawls8 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:15

I would have thrown a roll of toilet paper into the stall and laugh..whats he gonna do? Chase me across the building with a hard on? lol

WallyTheWombat 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:42

1: Unroll the rest if your roll of toilet paper. 2: Insert wad of TP into toilet along with your "leavings". 3: Flush once to clog the toilet then open the stall. 4: Hit the flush button/handle till it's on the verge of overflowing. 5: Flush once more knowing it will overflow into his stall. 6: GTFO 7: Profit.