Weasley little liar dude

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. He claimed that it's because he's an agent fighting the Mafia, and he doesn't want to put my life at risk through reprisal attacks. FML
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deadxwedding84 5

Then tell him you're a member of the KGB and shoot him.

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stephan18 23

Maybe this is true and you not believing him was part of his plan, it worked so well that you don't actually believe him and wrote an FML about it!

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vbmg152 18

You're much better off without that "genius"! Trust me, he did you a favor! The right guy is out there, just waiting to find you!

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melrose90210 10

Maybe he's not lying

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highway_unicorn7 5

Maybe he's actually gay, but he's finding an excuse by telling you he's in the marfia...

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justshout 0

He really knows how to spare your feelings…

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PixieBrat 0

who knows... maybe his telling the truth. lol

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jennycoral 12

Could be true... Atleast he cared enough to make something up some guys just walk away

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R4inb0wBrit3 13

My ex's excuse was that he was a drug dealer. What's with men now a days?

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