Inappropriate, Weird and Work: Weird guy

Weird guy

By thinkimquitting - 25/06/2012 21:49 - Australia - Yarraville

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML

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Same thing different taste

By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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Very frustrating

By Anonymous - 18/01/2020 05:00

Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML

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By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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Quite the handful

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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Promoted!

By Worst Way To Get Promoted - 25/09/2019 16:00

Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML

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By MrsKSB - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, and I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn my back on anything other than a wall at work. FML

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Kill me now

By bademployee - 12/08/2014 23:16 - United States - Portland

Today, my boss had a lengthy and obnoxiously egocentric conversation with a colleague. After she left across the office, I stood up, looked over at my colleague, and made a sarcastic "shooting myself in the head" gesture. I saw my boss staring at me over a cubicle wall as I turned around. FML

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By haileelouxxx - 22/08/2014 12:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML

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The fun police has arrived

By shonfyr - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Spain

Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML

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IdontWanna69 8

Tuesday 26 June 2012 2:54

Might want to consider getting a rape whistle.

jmk1469 5

Tuesday 26 June 2012 2:52

You should quit the job or file a lawsuit.

Comments

Jirekianu2 19

Wednesday 27 June 2012 1:01

Off the top of my head. Harassment, sexual harassment, battery (you're not inviting him to touch you and he has no reasonable cause to do it.) Depending on the other shit he's done it could be more charges. I'd say contact hr or his boss and let them know what's going on. If they dont't do anything or it doesn't stop. Contact your state's department for that sort of thing.

mccutie936 6

Wednesday 27 June 2012 3:28

boobies....he's looking at your melons.

xmaximusx 12

Wednesday 27 June 2012 4:55

Lol get this behavior on youtube !!

mikepattonfan 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 13:20

Um.... WHAT.THE.****.

drcynic 4

Wednesday 27 June 2012 15:47

Ok, that's sexual harassment. You need to file a lawsuit immediately

dogpup4 23

Wednesday 27 June 2012 19:13

How the **** is it sexual harrassment? Lifting someones arm up and pushing it into your armpit isn't sexual. Its weird and he probably is some sort of harrassment, but its not sexual at all. Edit - unless you're into that sort of thing.

yepusuckarse 7

Wednesday 27 June 2012 18:45

Wtf?

KweenChelly 6

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:53

That has Got to be Some form of harrasment....

sarii 7

Thursday 28 June 2012 9:44

I'm sorry OP... I hope things get better at work! But hey if you decide to stay and not confront your boss then make sure to keep us posted on what happens. We are all very curious of his intentions.........