Work, Creepy and Stalker: Weirded out

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Weirded out

By CreepyPaperDoll - 05/11/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML

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By Aaron Lewis - 07/07/2012 05:01 - United States - Topeka

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

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By SM - 30/10/2009 03:35 - United States

Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML

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By coffee - 22/08/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2009 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML

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By ikickgingers - 19/10/2011 16:49 - United States

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

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By countrygirl8846 - 02/12/2015 15:02 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML

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By mee - 22/01/2013 18:49 - United States - Peabody

Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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By ahappypenguin - 26/09/2012 04:07

Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 07:06 - Canada

Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

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By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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Peroxide 3

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:43

I like the fact he took the effort to enlarge the pic, but im disappointed he didn't photoshop himself into it with a couple of kids.

SaintJimmy 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:20

Oh wow. That's really creepy. I think you should probably talk to whatever part of your company deals with obsessive creepers.

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WorkThatButt 2

Thursday 5 November 2009 13:02

Is he hot? :). If so..You know what to do :)

roflmaonade 2

Thursday 5 November 2009 15:02

well mark wahlberg is incredibly hot and then tries to kill witherspoons whole family.. attractiveness can be deceiving

kile88 2

Thursday 5 November 2009 13:07

yeah even i wouldn't go that far if I liked someone

WokeUpThisMornin 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 13:13

sweet baby jesus. stay the **** away!

bethiebebe 0

Friday 6 November 2009 0:42

ahahaahaha.

owlowl 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 13:29

I would probably take it as a compliment. Chances are, he's not a stalker/psycho, he just has a crush.

Dutchie2010 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 13:45

If it was a crush he would be checking her facebook. Not keeping her picture in his wallet. O_O

Dutchie2010 0

Friday 6 November 2009 9:54

everyone has facebook!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 5 November 2009 13:35

I  the username.

goddamme 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 13:35

Hey, at least it means he doesn't have the imagination to violate you in his dreams. And hopefully at all. o_O

Dutchie2010 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 13:43

AWKWARD TURTLE

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Friday 6 November 2009 10:24

Hahaha I thought that! OP should have done it :P

SenGaeriel 3

Thursday 5 November 2009 13:44

Next time, don't go to Starbucks. All the creepy stalkers get their coffee there.

misspeg 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 13:47

Ewww...creeper! Poor guy probably didn't count on you seeing it. But definitely FYL. One of the best FMLS I've seen in a while. Good one OP. You're probably gonna be a bit paranoid from now on but relax, it's probably a harmless crush. If he starts acting up, just tell HR about it. Good luck.