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By dammitvasquez - 12/05/2011 23:34 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came home from a camping trip and broke up with me. All because when he was watching the lake he was near, ripples formed. Apparently, this means God was telling him I'm impure and unable to be "saved by Christ" and therefore, a waste of his time. I dated this lunatic. FML

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Missing the point

By Unclean - 12/03/2020 18:58

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 6 months because I told him I loved him. Not because he felt any different than I did, but because the term "love" should be reserved for God, and not be said to mortals. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML

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Excuses, excuses

By TJ. - 17/10/2022 10:00

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Why? She had been praying and came to the conclusion that God was telling her to leave so she could meet her soul mate. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By back to creepers - 21/12/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom - Worcester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 12:02 - United States - Belmont

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML

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Sounds reasonable…

By Immaculatedream - 27/07/2013 07:56 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML

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Friday 13 May 2011 8:58

Well look on the bright side. You're no longer dating a lunatic.

WompWompWomp123 7

Friday 13 May 2011 9:03

Looks like Jesus saved YOU from that lunatic.

Comments

instnt1nfction 17

Friday 13 May 2011 13:32

actually, with the fishing rate increasing, there is not plenty of fish in the sea. and soon you will be in the sea from global warming

kevinolivier 0

Friday 13 May 2011 13:33

you're so rude, just because he's religious means that he's a lunatic

mkbeautymama 0

Friday 13 May 2011 16:03

really? you think it's normal to break up with someone bc there were ripples in a pond? that's really an act of god intervening? hmm...

maszaros 9

Friday 13 May 2011 13:34

He probably got some help with that interpretation from a second lunatic who obviously didn't like the two of you together. Oh well, on with life...

Badshah29 6

Friday 13 May 2011 13:35

true, u shudnt add things 2 religion

instnt1nfction 17

Friday 13 May 2011 13:41

don't lie to me, Jesus

Wazilla 0

Friday 13 May 2011 14:03

Was he always religous or did he make that up for a reason to break up?

mkelly159 7

Friday 13 May 2011 14:06

lmfao see Jesus says he didn't do that so the guy must be crazy

rusrsbrah 0

Friday 13 May 2011 14:22

he was simply using that as a metaphor probably. he may like you, but understands that you two have two completely different backgrounds and you'll never agree on it. it's probably better that he did that saving you two from huge fights in the future. that's just my opinion.

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 13 May 2011 15:07

sounds like your life suddenly got a lot less crazy. and no, I am not saying religious people are crazy. just that guy. if ripples on a pond make you think Jesus is talking to you and telling you to abandon someone - you are crazy. Jesus never said "abandon people". I know this and I am not "religious" (never go to church).