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By dammitvasquez - 12/05/2011 23:34 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came home from a camping trip and broke up with me. All because when he was watching the lake he was near, ripples formed. Apparently, this means God was telling him I'm impure and unable to be "saved by Christ" and therefore, a waste of his time. I dated this lunatic. FML

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You deserved it 8 534

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By hrtbrkn - 16/07/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "God told him to." What God didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 322

You deserved it 6 215

By pabj208 - 22/12/2015 16:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML

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You deserved it 1 770

Faithfull

By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 00:02

Today, my date walked out on me after I told him I was devout in my beliefs, including saving myself until marriage. Apparently, meeting me at Sunday services didn’t twig him to my faith, and he actually thought religious girls were all secret sluts like in the pornos. FML

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You deserved it 352

Missing the point

By Unclean - 12/03/2020 18:58

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 6 months because I told him I loved him. Not because he felt any different than I did, but because the term "love" should be reserved for God, and not be said to mortals. FML

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You deserved it 260

By internetloser - 16/08/2017 16:15 - United States - Kewaskum

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 608

You deserved it 301

Excuses, excuses

By TJ. - 17/10/2022 10:00

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Why? She had been praying and came to the conclusion that God was telling her to leave so she could meet her soul mate. FML

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You deserved it 127

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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You deserved it 3 601

Pixels

By back to creepers - 21/12/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom - Worcester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 554

You deserved it 6 514

By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 12:02 - United States - Belmont

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML

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You deserved it 4 163

Sounds reasonable…

By Immaculatedream - 27/07/2013 07:56 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 543

You deserved it 4 621

paramedicgirl87 4

Friday 13 May 2011 8:58

Well look on the bright side. You're no longer dating a lunatic.

WompWompWomp123 7

Friday 13 May 2011 9:03

Looks like Jesus saved YOU from that lunatic.

Comments

Horde 8

Friday 13 May 2011 12:14

There's plenty of fish in the sea. Except, you're in the middle of the desert with no water, 500km away from the sea ^^

Martinelli 1

Friday 13 May 2011 12:26

Good thing that relationship is over. Guy sounds like a psycho.

Swan61794 0

Friday 13 May 2011 12:39

I hate crazy Christians like that! Congrats on not being with him find someone better.

pattie_pearson 4

Friday 13 May 2011 12:41

lol what a religious psyco lol. he needs to get a life. god isn't real.

Swan61794 0

Friday 13 May 2011 12:43

I agree with you 100%

Jasonf6 0

Friday 13 May 2011 12:52

Gotta love the brainwashed bible-thumpers.

QWERTYCommander 5

Friday 13 May 2011 12:53

You're better off without that psycho. Also, whenever I see an FML regarding religion I get really tempted to athe-troll.

iReadFmlsFml 0

Friday 13 May 2011 13:06

Since almost everyone here is probably religious, including myself, you should really read HOW she broke up with her. It's not because he's religious, it's probably because he's too superstitious or REALLY good and clever at breaking up with the ladies.