And what is the relation between her age and your offer?

I snorted out my coffee that I was drinking when I read your comment.Rofl. And.FML

It sounds like you were....

and your comment was number 69!

I don't know.. I personally think it was a sweet gesture that was simply misconstrued. The girls father was much to quick to judge, OP, but thumbs up to you for being a gentleman. And besides that, he didn't say he opened with "let me mow your lawn.". o.o

Offering to trim her hedge might get him in trouble too.

I suppose deep cleaning the carpet would be out of the question also?

And making sure her carpet matches the drapes.

does this also mean he can't pitch a tent in her backyard?

67 and yet offering interior decoratung tips is perfectly safe

make sure he doesn't offer to "lay her pipes"

This probably means plowing her driveway is off limits then?

or scrubbing her floors.

Plunging her toilet? No?

61: He should also not offer to wax her floors, as not everyone has carpet these days.

Don't ask to see her back door.

With guns.

48- that's a crime if passion and most if those are done up close with household items... Things that you yourself use daily... I say we outlaw all household items!!!! Hear hear!!

Well, that explains her father's reaction.

Thank you Dzirino, that is the basis

Dinkeburg.

#30 *DINKELBURG You spelled his name wrong. FAIL

Sigh...if you're going to correct someone, make sure you're right, first. It's DINKLEBURG.

Oh man, look at me making myself a hypocrite. Dinkleberg.

So much fail...