Intimacy: Well?

Well?

By Johntheladdo - 29/03/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

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By anun - 14/01/2014 14:06 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML

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By how about never? - 19/10/2014 11:22 - United States - San Fernando

Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By miiiiilk - 05/12/2010 11:12 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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Mpsteve13 7

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:04

use your leg

Bandz_fml 3

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:06

I thought the 4 worst words were "I have a penis"

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Rsandoval_fml 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 18:41

ouch.......sorry bro......but hey now youll never forget your first time. ahahahah

lfsabtch 4

Wednesday 30 March 2011 19:21

Hey I heard the my gf's first time, it was mine too. But it was said more as: Jesus, is it all in yet? Think of it this way, maybe you're just huge!

lacrossestar17 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 19:34

I bet she has slept with so many guys that it was like hotdog in a hallway so chin up and go find a tight chick

Dra1234 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 19:45

Lmao

cheostar86 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 20:03

hahaha a lil to small or she has a huge vajayjay lol

markli 2

Wednesday 30 March 2011 22:10

YDI for having a bucket vag, take it IDB next time

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 30 March 2011 22:26

Closely followed by "Was that it?"

MoxyMo 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 23:58

Wow, that truely sucks... :/

B18civic 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 1:01

Hahahah!!! That sucks, ever heard of penis enlargements lol !! I guess some are blessed and ur not haha!!

ashrandom 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 1:03

YDI for having sex.

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