Well?

By Johntheladdo - 29/03/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
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Bandz_fml 3

I thought the 4 worst words were "I have a penis"

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kGoatly 0

LMAO! Your life sucks xD im sorry dude.

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PickleSurprise 6

I thought the most dreaded would be "Sorry, we couldn't save the penis"

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bigwill722 0

Ouch......I hope you gave it hell bro lol.

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mila04_fml 0

wow you know what I always say ... next time poke her in the eye with it and tell her it may look like a needle but it works like a nike sewing machine!!!

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CrumbledCookies 0

It's either that you're really small, or she's really loose. Ask her how many times she's been banged lol

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Chazy2010 8

wait......what happened next? did u **** her? or did she laugh and walk away??

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Persephone1001 3

I have to admit I've asked that, but it was my first time and everything was pretty painful so it was hard to feel properly what was going on. I have said it one other time, but only in the context of "For the love of God, please tell me it's all in now." I've had awful sex with well endowed guys and amazing sex with guys who were much smaller, so I'm of the opinion that it's all about the foreplay and how you use what you've got. Women vary in size as much as men do, so it's all relative anyway.

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