Intimacy: Well? - FML

Well?

By Johntheladdo - 29/03/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

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By anun - 14/01/2014 14:06 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Spicy

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML

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By how about never? - 19/10/2014 11:22 - United States - San Fernando

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Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By miiiiilk - 05/12/2010 11:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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Top comments

Mpsteve13 7

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:04

use your leg

Bandz_fml 3

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:06

I thought the 4 worst words were "I have a penis"

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tarvinwashere 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 2:05

wah waaaaaaaaaah

jennadol95 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 4:32

Lmfao. sucks for youuu!!

lizliz23 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 4:50

haha tenewene

rockrkris 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 5:18

Lmao! I said that to my ex the 1st time.lmao.classic

mhapner 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:28

I had an entire marriage of asking that, divorce and a man I can really feel solved that question. Work on your movies and rock her world next time.

Jarvenpa 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:31

ha ha you loser

ps3broski 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 7:20

376 wins for the most logical thing pointed out in this entire conversation/argument. Everyone text Ashley until she learns her lesson...now!

fat_bastard_607 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 12:34

her fault. hot dog down a hallway *****. keigels to the rescue?

pike1346 3

Thursday 31 March 2011 19:01

LMAO. that sucks dude. FYL is right. it felt good though, right. now you need to learn that it all about you. plow that vag and get your nut. dint worry bout her.

iConnor 5

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:54

was it like throwing a hotdog in a hallway?

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Today, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week while being a full time student to qualify or have a work study. I was recently suspended from my work study for calling off because my aunt died, and if I worked 20 hours a week, why would I need food stamps? FML

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Today, I went into my former workplace. While there, an ex-coworker told me that after I quit, they split my position into two separate jobs. When I worked there, my boss had told me to suck it up whenever I said there was too much work for just one person. FML

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Today, my neighbor called me on vacation to tell me that she let my mother into my house to feed my fish. I don't have fish, and my mother passed away 3 years ago. FML

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Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

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Today, I went to the store to get groceries. After getting all the stuff I need, and was heading towards the checkout point, I heard a baby cry and instantly felt coldness on my shirt. Yes I was lactating, and yes it was noticeable. FML

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Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

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Today, I was prioritizing my extreme amount of homework. I read over the front page of my psychology paper seeing that it was pretty easy questions, I decided to do it last. Little did I know there was a 8 page essay on the back of the page. It's 12:19 am. FML

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