Well?

By Johntheladdo - 29/03/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
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Bandz_fml 3

I thought the 4 worst words were "I have a penis"

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darkcrave 0

maybe she's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway lol

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GootyNWK 0

dam sucks to be you

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RavenRiley007 4

don't worry after your first time...it gets bigger...unless.... :(

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sirianmelley 0

I wouldn't worry about it, dear OP. I said that to my boy during my first time purely because I was pretty sure it was in and I wanted to double check. (In case you're wondering, his private area left nothing to be desired). I guess during the "maiden voyage", one can't yet know what to expect.

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CaptainJ1000 1

I wouldn't count on it happening again. Bitches talk... By tomorrow the whole state will know.

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Chazy2010 8

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA...... tough shit, man

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Danny2995 0

should have pussy punched her

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Chazy2010 8

i say we all stop fighting and feel a little sorry for this poor bastard... everyman give him a moment of silence, cuz if this happened to u, u know u'd feel just like he does. And lets all be glad we dont have tiny dicks

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