What are you doing ear?

By JK710 - 23/06/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I discovered that the hearing in my left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it for 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited for it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in my ear. For 2 weeks. FML
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drano 0

How would it have gotten in there without you feeling it? Unless you were sleeping o_O still, gross.

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IDoNotHaveAIDS 0

OH SHIT! THAT'S ******* NASTY! THAT POOR FLY GOT COVERED IN EAR WAX.

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pelica 0

That's why you should clean your ears!!

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fml_fiend91 0

YDI, 2 weeks! If you cleaned your ear you would have felt something in there

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IDoNotHaveAIDS 0

OH SHIT! THAT'S ******* NASTY! THAT POOR FLY GOT COVERED IN EAR WAX.

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drinkupgorgeous 0

LMFAO your comment and your username are both funny.

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Kataie 3

Holy **** that's gross. O_O Reminded me of the spider-in-underwear one.

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CruelSirDrum 0

bummer. now you know....clean your ears on a daily basis.

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TheAmazing_fml 0

HAVE U HEARD OF PERSONAL HYGIENE?! MAYBE FLYS WUDNT BE IN UR EAR IF IT WUZ CLEAN IN THERE!

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crazy_cat_lady24 0

Excuse me, are you a cat? You type like one.

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Peacenik 0

The cat comment makes no sense, but is hilarious.

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Muse_89 0

LOLcats talk like that... but I'm not sure if this person is making a reference to that, or if she simply likes cats, as her name would suggest.

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jesser_fml 0

i'm pretty surprised at the amount of people who have never heard of LOLCATS :C

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umbilicalbiotch 0

At least he knows the ear wax is working, animals near my brain deter me from using q-tips.

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alexomAnexo 0

#68 I love you lol how does no-one get it?

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SammyS2012 21

Actually, it's best not to use Q-tips daily. If you do, you can push wax further into your ear, or just the stick too far and cause damage.

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tonia_fml 0

omfg. disgusting. how could you not feel something like that lodged in your ear? YDI & FYL

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