What is wrong with these dudes?

By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend tried to use his “grief” at the death of a coworker to get butt sex, even though I know for a fact he didn’t like the guy that much, and just last week wished for the guy to get hit by a bus. Pretty despicable way to try get back door access if you ask me. FML

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By stephanie - 28/09/2018 03:00

Today, my husband tried to use his "grief" over his grandmother's death to manipulate me into giving him a blowjob. In the toilets. During the funeral. With his family only a few yards down the hall crying their eyes out. What an asshole I married. An absolute asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2023 04:00

Today, my boyfriend tried to use the “It’s my birthday” excuse to get access to my booty hole. Last time he used the “My favourite aunt died” excuse, and before that, the night of our fourth date, he used the “I’m drunk and can’t find the right hole” excuse. Take the hint, no means never. FML

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By TheGoodTwin - 14/07/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's the grieving widow of his friend who died three weeks ago. FML

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Wild accusation

By Allissa - 13/02/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, my husband accused me of having an incestuous relationship with my deceased father, all because we haven’t had sex in months due to my grieving. According to him, no one grieves that hard for someone unless they were in love or fucking them. FML

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Aaand blocked.

By wtf fml - 20/03/2018 17:30 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I was mourning the recent loss of a close family member. My ex's idea of comforting me was to ask if he could come over so I could “give him some bomb ass head” to take my mind off things. FML

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By Anon. - 07/02/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2016 18:50 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I overheard a "friend" talking about me and my recently deceased dog. He said: "Only time I've seen someone get that upset over someone dying, they were fucking each other. Just sayin'." FML

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Smuckling twat

By Depressed - 13/05/2022 22:00

Today, my boyfriend is leaving me for his pregnant side chick, all because I “deprived” him of sex after suffering a miscarriage. To top it all off, the smug bastard actually told me, “Don’t worry, you’ll find happiness again someday, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.” Seriously dude? FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 11:51 - United States - Desoto

Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

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Appeal to nature

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 16:00

Today, I dumped my boyfriend for cheating on me and he actually asked if we weren’t dating could we still have sex, as a FWB type of thing. I blame his mother, she must have done something to screw him up, there’s no way idiocy like his occurs naturally. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 1 August 2019 0:52

It doesn’t sound like any of the nice ways to get butt sex seem to be working on you. Your boyfriend sounds like a real asshole.

smartjaguargurl 17

Thursday 1 August 2019 2:08

Pretend you think he wants you to peg him.

Comments

Cindy Lewallen Moellering 2

Thursday 1 August 2019 17:56

tell him if he lets you do it to him in the butt first then you will let him do you.

BeefyQueefy 14

Thursday 1 August 2019 18:54

...yet you still call him your bf? The same guy who casually wishes violent deaths to those he dislikes? YDI so hard

EmDizzle2007 28

Thursday 1 August 2019 20:02

the majority of the comments and stuff here are from really sensitive people...

slym12312425 9

Thursday 1 August 2019 20:50

Kick his ass to the curb and find a guy who respects you enough to straight ask for it and accept a "no" answer.

WeirdUS 29

Thursday 1 August 2019 21:31

Yeah your boyfriend is an asshole but there had to have been signs before this. Though then again if you are calling it "butt sex" I'm getting the idea both of you are pretty young. Seriously though leave him, this is a sign he will do stuff like that in the future.

Suaria 38

Thursday 1 August 2019 21:32

Tell him you will only do anal if you can peg him first. It'll probably make him stop.

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Thursday 1 August 2019 22:15

Not sure who prefers assholes. You or your boyfriend...

Chris Cowperthwait 4

Thursday 1 August 2019 22:50

are you giving him butt sex already or is he trying to use it to open the door? either way he's a tool I'm just curious lol

kujiens101 24

Friday 2 August 2019 12:29

You’re boyfriend’s an asshole, but all I can think of is the song from “Dr Horrible’s Sing Along Blog” that goes “A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do”