Cooking, Painful, Injury and Health: What's cooking?

What's cooking?

By Van - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took a hot plate out of the oven with my fancy silicone oven mitt. Seconds after carefully placing it on the cook top, I picked it up with my left, unprotected hand. FML

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Yargurt 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 3:27

You may want to purchase a second one.

pattheaninal 9

Tuesday 8 December 2009 4:13

In Soviet Russia, hot plate puts you in oven.

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MisterComedy 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 3:57

I've touched it by mistake but moved immediately Never picked it up, stop crying about it.

Skimbap 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 3:29

I've came close to touching it. Never even got close, so stop crying about it.

Deniem 0

Friday 11 December 2009 12:15

Hahaha Scars are cool. Suck it up.

PaoliPlz 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 6:42

Oops.

gmc_blossom 21

Thursday 30 December 2010 7:50

Looks like the OP got burnt on that deal. o.O

lawrenceps 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 0:21

Stupid much?

Smurff95 0

Friday 29 June 2012 15:33

I have done the exact same thing.

viau 13

Monday 11 November 2013 8:13

FANCY sillicone oven mit? LOL

jeffreyl0ve_2011 14

Saturday 27 June 2015 10:32

wow lol

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