What's cooking?

By Van - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took a hot plate out of the oven with my fancy silicone oven mitt. Seconds after carefully placing it on the cook top, I picked it up with my left, unprotected hand. FML
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Yargurt 0

You may want to purchase a second one.

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pattheaninal 9

In Soviet Russia, hot plate puts you in oven.

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Yargurt 0

You may want to purchase a second one.

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White667 0

Jeeze, I can understand accidentally burning yourself, or even sometimes touching it with your bare hand.. But actually picking it up?

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paulthebassguy 0

How are you even smart enough to be able to feed yourself?

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Speak for yourself; it just means that you're an idiot, too. I've been cooking for almost ten years and have never grabbed a hot plate/pan/dish/food/etc with an unprotected hand absent-mindedly.

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catatonicsleep 17

don't stick your hand in ice, you'll get freezer burn, run it under cold water for 5 minutes at least.

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LilaBear 1

catatonicsleep - actually, that depends where you live. Where I live, it's so warm that ice begins melting as soon as you take it out of the freezer, so if you stuck your hand in a bucket of ice you'd have no chance of getting freezer burn. That said, running water is still the best thing for a burn.

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Stimphead 0

meh not really horrible

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Person1233 12

Today, my comment was moderated because I said the FMLs today were boring. It was barely 50 characters long. FML.

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Person1233 12

Since when is saying that the FMLs have been boring lately, been against the rules?

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BunnyDrastic 0

Yah I don't see how someone kould even manage to do that dude.. damn

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