Funerals and Miscellaneous: What's on your mind?

What's on your mind?

By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 22:06 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at my mother's open-casket funeral, my sister-in-law went to pay her respects. As she stood in front of the body, she coughed, muttering "Bitch" in the process. Either nobody else noticed or nobody cared, and she went on her way, noticeably not choked up at all. FML

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By fuck people - 02/08/2013 20:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML

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By HF44 - 29/07/2015 17:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

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By disgusted - 29/03/2014 21:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum muttered, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she died", and my dad chuckled. A fight quickly erupted, and the police were called. FML

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By bitchyhiccups - 19/03/2012 13:14 - United States - Tempe

Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2015 05:45 - United States - Ossining

Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML

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By Alex - 26/06/2014 21:13 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:38 - United States

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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These people never learn

By My mother-in-law is a Covidiot - 20/04/2021 20:00

Today, I'm at my mother-in-law's funeral, who died of Covid-19. Months before catching the virus, she would claim that, "the entire Covid thang is bullshit" and "people are just behaving like f****ts over a simple flu." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 22:00

Today, I visited with my cousin on her deathbed. When I asked what she was doing, they replied that she was sleeping. Next thing out my mouth without thinking was, "She can sleep when she's dead." FML

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kcpestwick 15

Saturday 14 June 2014 5:57

So disrespectful and rude

razzledazzle21 23

Saturday 14 June 2014 6:00

Your sister-in-law is a bitch. Even if she and your mother had their differences she had no right to be so disrespectful.

Comments

mcbainos 8

Saturday 14 June 2014 9:52

Cue Sparta kick!

droid1126 25

Saturday 14 June 2014 10:02

Kill her

IneededAName99 5

Saturday 14 June 2014 10:20

The FML community sure takes sides quick. You don't know this guy's mother, she could be a raging bitch.

nix1993 41

Saturday 14 June 2014 11:40

That's completely irrelevant. Funerals aren't for the dead, they're for the living, and to do something like that shows a huge disrespect towards OP. Not to mention a complete lack of decorum.

sexaybitch 14

Saturday 14 June 2014 14:25

Did you get that quote from the fault in our stars?

nix1993 41

Thursday 19 June 2014 19:43

Um no... it's not a quote, it's just the truth. I imagine the 'fault in our stars' got it from you know, life, also.

Headcrab 29

Saturday 14 June 2014 12:21

Well not everyone can be friends. It is pretty disrespectful though.

simsgirlgem 25

Saturday 14 June 2014 13:25

I don't care if your mother was Satan on Earth to your sister in law that bitch should show respect for her husband and your whole family as this woman was special to all of you

goodegg 14

Saturday 14 June 2014 13:31

While there are a few people I would LOVE to do that too, I would never do so. What that person did was disrespectful and rude.

jess1987 17

Saturday 14 June 2014 13:42

That is ridiculous! People are horrible! I am so sorry about your mom.

Matttis 7

Saturday 14 June 2014 13:58

I'm sorry for your loss.

cassbird09 12

Saturday 14 June 2014 14:01

Sounds like she's the bitch. Who does that? That's disgusting.

sexaybitch 14

Saturday 14 June 2014 14:24

Op, I am so sorry! I hope that you are okay because I know how it feels to lose a parent! And your stepsister, don't get worked up about her. She's just a bitch. Your moms in a better place now!