What's that?

By Best-stuf-on-Earth - 12/07/2009 07:07 - United States

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Today, I had a check-up with my dermatologist. When I took off my pants, she noticed a small mark on my penis and was concerned. I had to inform her that it was not in fact a mole, but a bruise from getting it stuck in a Snapple bottle two days prior to the check-up. FML
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shortgurlsaywahh 0

wow I dont know if I should feel sorry for you or if I should laugh at your stupidity? and random sidenote how small are you that you can weasel into the mouth of a snapple bottle?

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mooreon131 0

d8de, those are wide moythed bottles. You're dick must be really thick.

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TYL3R13 0

im not trying to brag by any means, but im 17 and if i had an erection it wouldnt fit in a snapple bottle. i mean ya snapple bottles have largee openings but still, it would work for me. do you just have a small penis or am i just very lucky?

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jaybirdka 0

what kind of ******* dermatologist do you go to you freak?

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p00p0ster0us 0

The fear of such a moment is why I don't stick my penis into bottles. But thank you for reinforcing the sound logic I've applied. I feel bad for you. That must have been horribly awkward. And you can be reasonably sure that the other staff at least have some idea that you were 'experimenting'. Oh well, live and learn.

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benshady 0

why the **** would you stick your penis in a snapple bottle. Dude you need to get laid and snapple bottles don't feel the same as a real pussey.

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irrelevantxx 0

What the ****?

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heavenandhell 0

Lmfao even if this is fake or not it still made me laugh

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