Love, Star Wars and Geek: What's worse?

What's worse?

By Nadaz - 05/04/2012 11:29 - United States - Charlotte

Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML

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By Edouard - 22/02/2021 11:01 - Switzerland

Today, my girlfriend and I are still arguing about the same subject, which is pretty much one of the only things we disagree on: whether Obi-Wan is hotter than Anakin or not. FML

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By theDarkandtheLight - 11/06/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML

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By djxerxes9000 - 08/02/2013 02:56 - Canada

Today, I had an in-depth conversation at work about how technically Luke Skywalker was never a Jedi Master. Highlight of my working day. FML

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By stardad - 22/07/2019 15:02 - United States

Today, my ex purposely taught our kids to call all the Star Wars characters by Star Trek names. I’m not sure what bothers me more, the fact that she did it, or the fact that it makes me utterly insane when they say them. FML

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By JStein - 29/11/2012 04:33 - United States - Hampshire

Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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By tempted to become single - 21/10/2012 16:00 - United States - Atwater

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about extinct peoples, and I said how close the Jewish people came to becoming one. She condescendingly told me they don't exist anymore. When I asked what she was talking about, I realized she was confusing them with the Vikings. What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 19:58 - Australia - Bentleigh East

Today, I was giving my friend a crash course in Star Wars over coffee. As I was telling him about the primitive and savage Sand People, some attention-seeking tit came out of nowhere and called me racist. Apparently she thought I was talking about people from the Middle East. FML

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Joyful news!

By AGeeksWife - 12/09/2012 07:03 - United States - Saukville

Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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Thursday 5 April 2012 16:18

I'd be upset, too.

skitzofreniks 5

Thursday 5 April 2012 16:19

My friends wife didn't know who Chewbacca was. I told him to divorce her.

Comments

KelliePZ1 6

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:36

I understand your feelings.

CommanderBalls 10

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:40

time for star wars movie night

emilyjgraham 34

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:45

am I also retarded? because I don't know anything about star wars other than the green thing reminds me of the green aliens in toy story... o.O

immaMonsta 8

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:46

The fact that you got upset is worse to me. I don't even know who Luke Skywalker is. You can see that I'm Star Wars deprived.

SammyS2012 21

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:51

Maybe she had a dumb moment and confused Anakin and Luke's names? No? Then I think she needs to be educated. I would start with A New Hope. That's the better trilogy

stormchaser24 24

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:59

Oh my god who the hell cares. So she is not a star wars fan. Do you know the characters from twilight?

loserman67 35

Thursday 5 April 2012 21:01

Hey Cad6 - I looked at your profile and you are only 15 years old. Listen "little" boy, I've been married twice as long as you've been alive, have two grown children, own my home and have a successful executive career. Your biggest accopmlishment in life was probably the night you popped fourteen zits in a row without flinching. My nic is "Loserman67" because I am still sad over the loss of my 1967 Corvette. If you take the time to look at my avi, it's a pic of the car. But I am buying a 2010 Corvette Z06 soon, so I'll be happy again. So watch your insults Junior. Isn't that your mommy calling? She has your lunch packed for school, she washed your favorite jammies and the short bus is waiting outside for you.