What the…

By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
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junaho 0

I hope you didn't let him stuff your rabbit

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divineinstrument 2

Heard of rule 34? Well, the way it works is that for anything in the world there will always be someone who is aroused by it and will ********** to it. A rabbit-fetish isn't that huge a deal.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Rule 34 means that if it exists, there's **** of it. Not that anything will arouse anybody. Well, I suppose in a roundabout way it COULD mean that...

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SomeonePosting 0

Well yeah, that's the reason an entire list of fetishes hasn't been made yet. Anything you can see and more is someone's fetish.

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ravinderkaler 0

there's also a book called the painted bird, where this guy has intercourse with his pet rabbit. that book is disturbing to so many degrees ...

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divineinstrument 2

@35: I know what Rule 34 is. I never said that's what it WAS. I'm just saying that you could infer it.

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sillylung 0

Erections aren't easy to control. Even if he wasn't aroused, he could've had the erection from mere physical contact. It's not uncommon to get an erection from a hug that lasts longer than it should.

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JayJay11 0

#26 has a point, erections can happen at any time from any given stimulus. A memory, a picture, physical contact etc.

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wbrycem 0

I get morning wood all the time, it doesn't mean I was turned on by my pillow

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sublime93 0

Yes, but he was humping the rabbit thing while he had the erection.

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FFPianoDude 2

Maybe he was just really horny and had to hump something

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DameGreyWulf 0

I don't think it's SO disturbing.... Consider this: One way to ********** is to rub the penis against something. IE: HUMP AN INANIMATE OBJECT. Your bunny was either the closest, largest, or the most comfortable thing. He was getting off to you, but was doing it on your stuffie.

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hardrocktobi 0

furry fetish? good thing it wasnt like your pet rabbit

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SaintJimmy 0

Does this mean he counts as a furry? Or do furries only have sex with people dressed as stuffed animals, not actual stuffed animals?

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newyorker17 0

I don't know if this was a serious question. But if it was: humping a stuffed animal does not make one a furry.

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Rackamster 0

As frightening as it sounds, not all furries wear suits, that is just a niche group. As long as he doesn't say the rabbit reminded him of you, that all sorts of weid right there.

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Fridiculously 0

was it jessica rabbit?

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purplecargirl 5

from the movie who framed roger rabbit.. she was a hot toon

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