When love breaks down

By BadGirlfriend12 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend actually offered me $1000 to break up with him, and to move back to where my family lives 5 hours away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 049
You deserved it 6 423

Top comments

lovelyred 0
crzywhitebtch 0

take the money he obviously doesn't want to be with you anymore.

Comments

RipIt 0

lol my ex offered to pay off our bills and one month's rent if he could move back home. It's a bit saddening.

Take the money, rent a place next to him see how much he offers then.

jojoboo1 0

OP if you take that money ur an asshole. kick him in his balls for thinking he can pay you off and use ur OWN money to move on. ******* dick hole. on the other hand maybe he was being a nice guy and saying it's not working out baby and I will help you move back home... will a grand be enough; u only heard 'get out here's a grand'. either way FYL..

tell him to put a little more money on top and you'll never mention how small his dick was :)

brookeface93 0

Haha @#207.....that would be the most epic comeback ever.

It's obvious that none of you understood the point. He offered that money hoping she wouldn't take it; by saying no she has proven to him that he is more important than a bit of cash. I know of a company that does this; they offer every employee 1000 dollars to quit. The people still working there are motivated by more than cash.

Take the asshole's money and run. That way, he'll lose two very important things at once. Idiot.

apefaceddog 0

HAHA OMFG are you really complaining about making 200$/hr?