When love breaks down

By BadGirlfriend12 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend actually offered me $1000 to break up with him, and to move back to where my family lives 5 hours away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 049
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lovelyred 0

did you take the money?

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crzywhitebtch 0

take the money he obviously doesn't want to be with you anymore.

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jdfml90 0

take the money he's only gonna dump your ass for free later on

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leg3nd_fml 0

take the money and use it 2 kill him and stay in the house

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bakedlaxer3 0

i'd take the money

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dont_stop_believ 0

he doesn't deserve u if he treats u like that so y stay with him? take the money

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Cnote231 0

I'd take the damn money and run!

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zackkmann21 0

ahahaha that really sucks.. well you don't want to stay with someone who doesn't want you do you? na, so take the money and leave.

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auttie_girl 0

I hope you took the money, OP.

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wordgirl 0

C'mon, take the money and run... ;) Seriously. Take the money and run, girl. He could have just dumped you. :)

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AttitudeMel 4

In sovier russia mens pay women to stay. Oh hold .... that's pretty much anywhere lol BTW I would ask for a check and then pretend that he paid to serve as an alibi if he is suspected of a crime( u have to find a crime that took place in ur area )!!!!!

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