Who? What?

By Female - 22/01/2013 23:16 - Australia - Elsternwick

Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum." I'm only 26 years-old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML
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Palirose 22

Tell the police that, so that they can take him to his real home and family.

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Free4ever 6

Haha oh man that's a good one. So did you cover for the kid?

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strawberrywine22 30

Pedobear strikes again?

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TylerDC 24

absolutely hilarious! I say, Cop FAIL

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laden_swallow09 34

A troublemaking kid like him likely isn't going to carry any ID with him, so all the police have to go on is his word. Obviously not always accurate, but what else do they have?

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fatcow282 8

I would assume a photo

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oj101 33

Not sure who's worse. The police for believing such a retarded story, or the 15 year old guy blaming an innocent person.

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strawberrywine22 30

Well technically the kid didn't "blame" her, and the cops can't really tell for sure. She could have been a stepmom, an adoptive mom, our been older than she looks. My sister looks twenty but is actually 33 and has a teenage son.

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baby_shaker9000 5

Did you even read the FML?

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Alan2 24

Happens all the time. Sometimes age is hard to tell from appearances

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rawr_ily96 24

Heck, I'm a living example of what you guys are saying. I'm 17 and I was mistaken for a 12-year old by a senior at my high school.

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LovesSushi 25

Maybe that is his real scam. Now he is in your house, and can report back if you have anything to steal. Or maybe I just have an overactive imagination

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strawberrywine22 30

Pedobear strikes again?

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Ramo_11 8

don't snitch on the poor kid. most of all guys have been there at some point.

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SuperDanielNL 23

He gets her in trouble, she just has to let him go because he's a boy? Bullshit

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AurumPotestasEst 16

Please don't make blanket statements, like, "most guys have been there," #25. You don't speak for the entire male population.

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SeepingSarcasm 7

Please don't make obnoxious statements like ''You don't speak for the entire male population.'' when #25 clearly said ''most'' and not all guys. Implying that most guys have been in a situation where they caused shit by just acting like a stupid young kid.

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laden_swallow09 34

Even saying "most" is still making a big assumption. A false one, at that.

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awesomeosaurous 2

Please don't assume that using the phrase "most guys" is cause for you to go all alpha dog on someone and type a whole spiel about making assumptions because in the end it doesn't even matter.

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Jordath_Fil 11

SHUT UP! Now, children that is enough bickering. We are in public and if you don't want to go to bed without desert then you will stop this bickering at ONCE! Do I make myself clear?

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SeepingSarcasm 7

It being a false assumption can be debatable, as most guys have atleast once in their lives been in trouble for some stupid thing they've done. #63 - I AM ALPHA MALE! Just joking, actually you are very right, this really doesn't matter indeed. As for #69, we will have dessert! *starts 1st wave of tantrums*

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asb818 14

69...dessert...hmmm. You said it, not me.

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Epikouros 31

Maybe he set the whole thing up because he wanted to hug you. You know how 15-year old boys are.

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whyisitincapital 25

I agree. He just wanted to feel her boobs against his own chest.

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StalkerChick 13

Totally possible. I knew a girl who got pregnant in 5th grade(supposed to be in 6th). Her son was in the 1st grade when she was in 12th.

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