Alcohol, Babysitter and Kids: Whoops

Whoops

By smth - 06/07/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kids were thirsty, so I poured them both a cup of the green juice I'd found in a jug in their fridge. They downed it in a flash. It wasn't until later on after I'd poured myself a cup and taken a sip, I realized I had given them margarita mix. The kids are 4 and 2. FML

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By magnolia - 14/07/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2012 06:26 - United States - Portland

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2020 20:00 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2020 23:02

Today, someone drank a sip of my single serve pasteurized orange juice and put it back in the fridge, ignoring the whole jug of non-pasteurized juice, that I cant drink because im pregnant. I cried. FML

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By iailwkrb - 26/02/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

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By anon - 30/08/2015 18:44 - United States

Today, while babysitting, I made the kids and myself peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. When their parents came home, their dad took out the same container of peanut butter I had used and let their dog lick out of it. FML

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By diddlebuag - 27/05/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

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By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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By outsmartedbykids - 28/05/2014 16:28 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

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dimkims 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:05

I think that would kind of be the parent's fault. If the kids are that young they shouldn't just have it sitting in the fridge. Though, it is partially OP's fault also. Who gives kids random green juice from the fridge? Shouldn't you have at least tasted it first?

truslide 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:12

margarita mix has no alcohol in it. Its just concentrate. they are fine

Comments

tranman978 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:35

I disagree with 22

testing_fml 0

Monday 6 July 2009 15:44

You are 22.

Sadieladean 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:22

can't really agree with 22 because agreeing with 22 would be saying that you once again are agreeing with 22 who hasn't really said anything anyways. O.O

Sadieladean 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:23

whoops... disagree not agree

Sadieladean 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:27

whoops... disagree not agree

tiernang 21

Thursday 15 May 2014 5:27

? Ugh i'm tired not even gonna try to understand.

delfinofrank 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:35

Unless it seems like their drunk, i wouldn't worry too much. Funny though lol...

Colleeniily 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:42

Martguerita mix usually doesnt have alcohol in it.

SomeRandomGuy18 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:44

Margarita mix doesn't have the alcohol. It is added in with the tequila.

robodoll 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:45

This was a stupid entry to approve. Like others said margarita mix usually has ZERO alcohol. What a waste of an FML.

Overcast117 5

Monday 6 July 2009 9:45

It's just like some sort of juice drink until you add the alcohol, yo.

Lonely_Lez 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:45

Yeah, that'd be fine. A little strong, but fine. I really doubt there was tequila in it, otherwise it would've said "I gave them margaritas" and not "margarita mix".