Maybe OP doesn't like giving them. I know I sure don't. I've only gotten my guy off once like that in the 3 years we've been together. If he wants to get off and I don't mind doing it he'll get a hand job or sex. Head is just...ew.

F$&@ing right!

I had no idea what the hell you were talking about until I urban dictionary it. Okay, now I understand. Haha.

Ahhhhh, national steak and a ******* day, every mans favorite holiday.

Yeah, you'd think! I'm such a nerd that 3/14 is just Pi Day, at 3:49:20.53AM..., to be precise.

You know what would be better?! Two cocks in your ass!!!!

Better for whom?

111 - DPing the ballonknot is a no go

121 & 125 - steaks, blow jobs and birthdays remind me of Jim Jefferies - hence the **** in ass quote. :/

uhhhhhhh wtf?

You say this because you probably have no idea about luxury watches (with all due respect). It's like if someone bought you some really expensive designer clothes, maybe they look fabulous but maybe it's not your taste at all and you would never ever wear them. My boyfriend is a huge fan of fine timepieces. He forbids me to buy him anything by surprise because he is very picky about them and it would be a shame if I'd spend a lot of money and he would never wear the watch.

Umm I was going for a haha funny joke but that works too

61 I like how your bf thinks. I'm a luxury watch fanatic too.

gotta be on the computer, not the mobile app.

Go to account hit edit and choose from your photos on phone unless it's on another device.