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I would of said thx n giving u sum amazing sex
He's right you couldve it would've been cheaper. Messier but cheaper
This guy is a smoooth talker. "Hey Babe, thanks for the watch, let me time you to see how long it takes for you to suck me off."
What a douche. He had better be kidding but I doubt it since this is an fml. Time to put him back in his place and teach him some respect and appreciation. Tell him he can use his new watch to keep track of how long it'll be before you even CONSIDER giving him head again. Then make him wait even longer.
Why are you complaining?? He gave you a cheaper, and probably more enjoyable, alternative :D
...and snorting coke is fun for crack heads too. I'll go down on my man sometimes before sex to get him aroused IF he's just showered (if not ew hell no) and believe me I get no complaints on my skill. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean I'm not skilled. Quite the contrary. But enjoying having a **** rammed down your throat is a characteristic of women/****** like you so to each their own.
I'm not calling her a ***** because she gives head, I'm saying women who say "giving head is so much ******* fun" is characteristic of a *****. When someone acts like sex is supposed to be all about fun, that comes off as pretty whoreish. I was also unaware that the ****** goes into the penis. I shall look into that! And maybe you were a terrible actress before you liked giving head sweetie, but not everyone is. Like I said, I despise it and have only given him full blown head once, but when I do go down on him to get him aroused he's never had any complaints. Maybe you just weren't skilled yet? But you can definitely hate it and still be good at it and it won't affect how good you are at it.
i can't even be insulted by your ludicrously outdated, misogynistic comments. the definition of a "*****" is someone who receives money or similar compensation in exchange for sexual services, and i can assure you that i have never done this and will never do this. another common interpretation is something along the lines of a woman who's so insecure that she goes around ******* anyone who will have her, or doing so without discretion or standards. that also could not be further from the truth about me. IF YOU REALLY THINK THAT A ***** IS A WOMAN WHO THINKS SEX IS FUN, then yes, i am a *****, but you're a goddamn idiot. (and you're just plain wrong about the last bit. survey all the males you know and get back to me. genuine enthusiasm makes all the difference in a sexual encounter.)
Amen
Dude that's messed if my man did that I would take the watch back buy me something and not do anything with him for a month but that's just me :)
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I'd rather have the head..
You know you regret having to buy him that watch. Don't lie.