Intimacy: Why not both?

Why not both?

By Alexandra - 20/09/2011 08:25 - Lebanon

Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML

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You deserved it 8 986

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Same thing different taste

By moneycatious - 19/03/2012 23:50 - United States - Seattle

Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 360

You deserved it 5 540

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend and my six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same. So I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What does he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 225

You deserved it 9 907

By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 540

You deserved it 4 503

By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 800

You deserved it 6 878

By nuttedthefout - 28/04/2011 13:16

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 623

You deserved it 9 625

Congratulations

By stdpositivenow - 18/10/2011 14:16 - United States

Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 735

You deserved it 5 127

Surprise indeed

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 14:24 - Netherlands

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 268

You deserved it 3 729

By boyfriendisatoss - 26/12/2009 07:22 - Australia

Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 502

You deserved it 5 107

By Alycat - 08/07/2017 14:29

Today, as it's my birthday, I was hoping for a nice present from my boyfriend. What did he get me? A PornHub account. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 945

You deserved it 864

By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 902

You deserved it 4 712

therob10 1

Tuesday 20 September 2011 15:51

I'd rather have the head..

hailphire130 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 15:53

You know you regret having to buy him that watch. Don't lie.

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Buzzy123 7

Tuesday 20 September 2011 20:57

He can wear the watch on his dick while u give him head to see how long he lasts.

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 20 September 2011 21:14

Blow him, take the watch back & save yourself some cash...Problem solved!

gatorkiss 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 21:16

Agree . We are easy to please. Who cares what time it is when you are getting a BJ.

safeara21 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:03

Sounds like my bf

meintx2001 1

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:49

If your bf thinks head is a special gift, he obviously doesn't get it much. Your sex life must suck. Lol

Hard_Luck_Aussie 4

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:56

That's sucks rude guy he is

Thehastilareturn 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:02

Sounds like thats the better option. Save money and everyone is happy

gunner2590 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:07

Well next year you'll know how to save birthday money.

mutinykitty 18

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:20

yeah, fyl. his idea is WAY cheaper.

chelseaaababyyy 17

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:38

give him both(;

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Why not both?

Same thing different taste

Congratulations

Surprise indeed

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