Clearly you've never had to deal with a situation like this....

never underestimate the power of the notoriously dangerous banana.

You've obviously never seen what a loaded bananas is capable of

I think we found the missing link to the stupidity in the new generation.

Don't threaten to kill yourself, just do it.

ehh. it happens.

Yeah she could have slipped on it or use it as a gun to kill monkey ( types).....

Has no one ever watched Monty Python's "And now for something conpletely different"? Bananas are highly dangerous fruit you know. Some random attacker could kill you easily, imagine what you could to to yourself with one of those! Lame joking aside, FYL OP. I honestly wouldn't have taken the situation very seriously either.

Maybe granny is allergic to bananas.

Frozen banana, sharpen it , use it as a murder weapon, wash it off and eat it to get rid of the evidence. See, a banana can be a dangerous weapon!!