Miscellaneous: Why so serious?

Why so serious?

By DwarfFrog - 18/06/2012 11:38 - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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By really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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By aelia_oups - 31/12/2012 22:09 - France - Taverny

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

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You deserved it 7 539

By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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Chill out

By Bruce - 01/12/2022 18:00

Today, I had to warn my wife not to kill her insane mother. I was serious. FML

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You deserved it 93

It wasn't me!

By cantwin - 31/05/2013 13:54 - Belgium - Zwevegem

Today, I visited my grandma. Shortly after I arrived, she freaked out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that my brother must have put there yesterday as a prank. I picked it up and told her it was fake. She then yelled at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML

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You deserved it 3 716

By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2012 08:01 - United States

Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML

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By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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You deserved it 38 591

arniebrah 8

Monday 18 June 2012 16:03

Lol that's like 3 FMLs in one

BuffaloSabres134 8

Monday 18 June 2012 16:03

I hate it when that happens.

Comments

redreynard 14

Monday 18 June 2012 16:22

I'll have you know that banana suicides happen 5x a day across the nation and are quite gruesome.

jaredofmo 22

Monday 18 June 2012 16:28

You could choke yourself on a banana, I guess.

BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

Monday 18 June 2012 16:28

She could of had an overdose of potassium!

Stormdriven37 6

Monday 18 June 2012 17:09

You sir, have just made my day with this comment.

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Wednesday 20 June 2012 3:42

It wasn't THAT good

immaMonsta 8

Monday 18 June 2012 16:29

Your mother is absolutely 100% correct! Your grandmother could've choked herself to death! Shame on you for not taking the situation seriously.

FMLsOhilarious 6

Monday 18 June 2012 16:39

I don't see why people are voting you down. You were clearly being sarcastic...

ucoolgirl31 20

Monday 18 June 2012 16:30

She might choke on it when she deep throats!!

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Monday 18 June 2012 19:59

Bad mental image...

NIRVANA1990s 1

Monday 18 June 2012 16:30

dear lord. how does that happen all In one time?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 18 June 2012 16:37

Maybe she was going to ****** herself to death, using it has a *****. Steely Dan, anyone?

darkangel752 2

Monday 18 June 2012 16:39

Bananas are deadly, didn't you know that!? Lol

FML_14u2c 14

Monday 18 June 2012 16:39

Bananas are dangerous! (LOL) 1. You can choke if you put it down your throat before peeling it. 2. You can slip and fall on the peel. 3. The potassium can stop your heart. (After about 100 bananas, but still...) Either way, FYL OP.