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By DwarfFrog - 18/06/2012 11:38 - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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By really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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By aelia_oups - 31/12/2012 22:09 - France - Taverny

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By Bruce - 01/12/2022 18:00

Today, I had to warn my wife not to kill her insane mother. I was serious. FML

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It wasn't me!

By cantwin - 31/05/2013 13:54 - Belgium - Zwevegem

Today, I visited my grandma. Shortly after I arrived, she freaked out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that my brother must have put there yesterday as a prank. I picked it up and told her it was fake. She then yelled at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2012 08:01 - United States

Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML

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By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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arniebrah 8

Monday 18 June 2012 16:03

Lol that's like 3 FMLs in one

BuffaloSabres134 8

Monday 18 June 2012 16:03

I hate it when that happens.

Comments

Medri 1

Tuesday 19 June 2012 0:08

Not a very appealing way to go eh?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 19 June 2012 0:53

Everyone saying she couldn't kill herself with a banana have obviously never heard of choking.

Loaf_of_soph 0

Tuesday 19 June 2012 1:14

Well bananas are very dangerous...you can easily fall and break your head on one. I will be right back

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 19 June 2012 1:23

Next time, offer her a cucumber?

broim13calm_down 8

Tuesday 19 June 2012 1:56

good thing she didn't Peel it or that would of finished everyone off.

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 19 June 2012 3:03

And why didn't you help her? Those bananas can be sneaky bastards! Haven't you seen in the movies when a banana peel suddenly pops out of nowhere and causes a ruckus?! D:

jampang6 5

Tuesday 19 June 2012 3:47

What are you supposed to do in that situation?

alannaclay 2

Tuesday 19 June 2012 4:03

Ok that is the funniest thing EVER!!! But it does suck

Britt125 16

Tuesday 19 June 2012 5:24

How to defend your grandmother against herself armed with a banana. First you force her to drop the banana, second you eat the banana thus disarming her. You have now rendered her helpless.