Miscellaneous: Wild Monopoly game tactics

Wild Monopoly game tactics

By I hate that game - 23/11/2013 16:11 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

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By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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By Money-money-money - 14/12/2012 02:25 - France

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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Game on!

By Anonymous - 13/03/2024 20:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that when you have a banker and rental property manager for a dad, and a recently graduated business major for a boyfriend, the absolute worst thing you can do at family dinner night is suggest playing Monopoly. It was four hours of carnage I don’t think I can recover from FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 16:16 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML

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By goodbye sweet internet - 06/07/2013 18:23 - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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By Brennan Lebrun - 18/05/2018 05:00

Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML

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Betrayal!

By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 05:32 - Canada

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

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meowmafia98 8

Saturday 23 November 2013 19:40

You do mean ex boyfriend right? And ex best friend?

uoeno_fml 20

Saturday 23 November 2013 19:40

I'd rather have sand dumped in my driveway

Comments

cherrypies123 3

Sunday 24 November 2013 18:02

What an ass

Shavings 3

Sunday 24 November 2013 18:55

5destroyer35 20

Monday 25 November 2013 18:22

Well said. I agree completely.

falcon1987 10

Sunday 24 November 2013 23:19

Monopoly.... Good way to find out how your lover would react if he were to really go bankrupt... Technically he did... I assume you dumped the bastard, right?

pfquid 10

Monday 25 November 2013 4:32

that ******...

Sionnach 10

Monday 25 November 2013 10:55

How do those Parker Brothers live with themselves?

falcon1987 10

Tuesday 26 November 2013 12:07

Monopoly was hasbro.

Sionnach 10

Wednesday 27 November 2013 12:00

Originally published by Parker Brothers, which later became a subsidiary of Hasbro.

denwing82 4

Monday 25 November 2013 12:16

Please tell us what you did next... Are they even humans?

azyjazy713 11

Monday 25 November 2013 17:52

That's one of those moments when you are totally justified in hitting/flipping the whole board. I hope u took that opportunity. Sry ur bf is a bad b/f, bad liar, and a bad loser.

S4N 5

Monday 25 November 2013 21:31

Get some wine (preferably claret) & spill it all over his white carpet, then go to your "friend's" house & do the same. Oh & leave their refrigerators open so their food goes bad. Those are just some ideas..