Wind up merchant
By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Your mom is probably in fear that if he doesn't get a girlfriend ASAP that he'll turn out to be gay. Little does she know.(: Matchmaker, matchmaker Make me a match. Find me a find Catch me a catch
"Turn out to be gay"?????????? You either are or you aren't. A person doesn't just "turn out" that way if he doesn't get a girlfriend before a certain time.
#35, actually, many people are bisexual without realizing it and they date the opposite sex because that's what most people around them do. But if they suffer major deceptions from the opposite sex, they start dating the same sex. In that case, of course they were bisexual from the beginning, but they weren't aware of it until then. And for the people around them, it's as if they "turned" gay. #39, come on, didn't your parents/relatives ever try to set you up with someone? You must have had a very lucky lovelife, then. Many parents play matchmaker for their kids. Even though it's annoying and embarrassing and it almost never works, that doesn't make them pimps, they just want their kids to be happy.
Just call in Pedobear
it's not your job to find him someone, so dont worry about it. keep yourself to yourself and let him deal with it.
Ok, the 'gay twist' at the end isn't the odd part of this story. No, the odd part is right up front. WHY is it your job to get him a girlfriend? Does your mom think you're a pimp? ARE you a pimp? The hell?
Why does he need 'help', can't the poor guy just find someone himself? FHL, if you ask me.
gay guy with a dark side? lol
Just why is your mother yelling at you? Even if your brother were heterosexual (? I'm french so I'm not sure about the word), you are not obligated to find him a girlfriend, or a boyfriend ^^
To help you it's homosexual. Heterosexual is if he likes the opposite sex.
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Just tell her then.. he deserves it..
Mom: Help your brother get a girlfriend. OP: I...can't. Mom: You're a terrible person for not helping. OP: No, it's complicated, mom! Mom: How could it be complicated? Find a girl for him to ****! OP: Guy. Mom: What?? OP: I said "gay." Shit, I mean "guy." Shit, I mean..