Wind up merchant
By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Wow that kid is a jerk
i usually dont endorse outing gays without their support but **** him if hes gonna be a douche
Come up with some kind of epically embarrassing way to reveal your brother's sexual orientation to your parents. A simple way could be to respond that you tried, but your brother said she wasn't manly enough. More entertaining would be to get a girl to come over on a 'blind' date. Then, have her look at your brother, say something along the lines of "You set me up with the fag!?" then some swear words at you before storming out.
how about you give him a helping hand out of the closet an tell her
just find him a girlfriend and let him deal with it/her
its not your job to find your brother a person. Don't know about you but my parents stayed away from match making. Thank goodness. If he's gonna be a douche about it, then out him. Serves him right.
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Just tell her then.. he deserves it..
Mom: Help your brother get a girlfriend. OP: I...can't. Mom: You're a terrible person for not helping. OP: No, it's complicated, mom! Mom: How could it be complicated? Find a girl for him to ****! OP: Guy. Mom: What?? OP: I said "gay." Shit, I mean "guy." Shit, I mean..