your brother is clearly ****** in the head, get that pillow biter some help then curb stomp his fairy ass for being a **** smoker.

Just tell your mom...hey it's not easy finding a girl who only likes to take it up the ass! when she asks what do you mean tell her to figure it out!

Tell him that you will tell her if he keeps it up. It seems like he is at the stage where he is willing to tell your mom, but is not doing so just so that he can watch you get yelled at. OR tell her that you have been setting him up with girls, but he never shows up, or they never fall through. Your mother will then turn to him and perhaps even pick it up if you go through with the latter.

1 - It's not your responsibility to get him a girlfriend, whether it's his preference or not. So, yeah, that sucks, because your mom is wrong for that. My guess is she may suspect he is gay and so that's why she is taking it out on you and/or trying to make you responsible for setting him, uh, "straight" in that department. 2 - OUT HIM!!! If just telling her it's not your job won't get her to back off, tell her the REAL reason why you can't get him a girl. Alternatively, start setting him up with girls and make him suffer through date after date with them until he outs himself. You'll be doing what your mom asked, and he'll be forced to take girls out on dates until he fesses up to her.

Out your brother! What a pansy ass momma's boy!!

YOU tell her then...

Well then tell your mom he's gay. And *if* she gets mad & yells at him just tell him that you think it's hilarious to watch him get yelled at. :)

The obvious thing to do is to tell her yourself.

Dude, I'm glad smeone here on fml has a conscience, or at least a sense of what's right.

Or maybe he's really straight and is messing with you :O