Mom: Help your brother get a girlfriend. OP: I...can't. Mom: You're a terrible person for not helping. OP: No, it's complicated, mom! Mom: How could it be complicated? Find a girl for him to ****! OP: Guy. Mom: What?? OP: I said "gay." Shit, I mean "guy." Shit, I mean..

So find him a fag on Craigslist. Set the date up at your mom's house. Then sit back, and let the good times roll.

Just tell her. Goodness you're acting like the thing your momma wants him to have... a pussy.

In that case, you're a terrible person because you won't help your brother get a boyfriend. Your mom may be confused about your brother's orientation, but she is spot-on in recognizing your selfish, heartless nature. Get off your ass and bring your poor brother a nice dude!

Well help him get a boyfriend then. Or you could talk to him about coming out to your mum, I can imagine it's tricky, but if it keeps putting you in an awkward place, just tell him if he doesn't, you will do it for him. I'm sure that'll encourage him. Or just tell your mum that he doesn't want you to help him, you don't need to say why, or if she insists, just tell her to ask him.

yea right.... he's too scared to tell her. that's just his excuse.

oh seriously ... tell her and then he can tell you how hilarious it is.

I also think it's hilarious when your mother yells at you.

Apart from the 'so far in the closet my brother is having adventures in Narnia' thing, how is your brother's love life any business of your mother, and how the hell can she think she can make it YOUR responsibility ?

Throw him out of the closet using brute force.