Wisdom

By fiftyshardsofbroccoli - 26/10/2012 17:58 - United States

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Today, my grandma took it upon herself to give me the sex talk. After explaining the mechanics in excessive detail, she said I shouldn't be afraid to sleep around. Apparently, I need to be comfortable with the man who'll be "conning me into blowing him for the next 50 years." FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 449
You deserved it 3 063

Same thing different taste

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The day when your grandmother tells you to be a ****...

If mothers know best, then grandmothers must really know everything best.

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"Today, my grandma told me that it is okay to be a ****. FML"

Your grandma must be cool person, mine is extremely shy

I meant to put a question mark there. I hit send too fast.

KawaiiMira 1

Way to go grandma. At least she wasn't afraid to have the sex talk. Right?

amerikaninfidel 2

Pfffft, awesome grandma is awesome.

I'll give you that that must have been a very awkward conversation for you, but it sounds like grandma knows what she's talking about. It's actually pretty awesome that she's not afraid to give it to you straight.

That's awesome!!!! Brings TMI to a whole new level!

Isa_fml 20
CountryCutie90 5

At least she's cool with it I mean most grandmas would drop their dentures at the mere mention of premarital sex