Woozy

By Dunzo15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
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FunWriter20 0

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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Polionixon 2

I call BS i've had 1 pot brownie before and didn't feel shit :P lol unless they were pretty big pieces.

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brigetsbankk 0

and how is this a bad thing?

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whiteblackman 0

did u even put in on tht weed? if not u owe ur friend sum cash, cuz im sure there was at least a dub in there. btw, what a great roommate. obviously they it tasted pretty good, so u wanna send me some?

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serafimazriel 0

Um... I don't think he MEANT to eat a pot brownie, and he probably didn't get the job because of it and you wonder if he helped pay for the weed? Not everyone actually likes it, you know.

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kpearsall 0

Dumb. Wrap your pot brownies in something different or put them someplace else in the fridge!

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alecprice 0

i agree with #290, you wouldnt have been that high off one brownie..

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iScarli 0

mmmmmm pot brownies and space cake :D thats SOOO FUNNY !!

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Kupokupupo 0

hahaha... gotta love them brownies

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Strike_Rakensen 0

Rule 1 Do NOT eat your random roommate's food left in the fridge You'll probably damage yourself in the process Stoning, food poisoning, all host of dangerous stuff #s 290 and 295, it is possible to get stoned from just one, as I've learned There are recipes for "super special" brownies that can completely do that And besides, the person never mentioned how big the brownie was o.O

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