Woozy

By Dunzo15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
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FunWriter20 0

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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garrettg123 1

Your a bad lier u would taste the weed and it takes 2-3hours to get high off edibles. Your 20 min train ride story obviously confirms your a lowing wannabe stonner

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garrettg123 1

Takes 2-3 hours to get high off edibles ****** lier

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DustyStorm 16

#14 obviously has no ******* clue.... Impressive to make comments on what you clearly know nothing about....

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PokeSmot 10

@ #355, you obviously can't read. They said 20 minutes INTO the interview. Not 'twenty minutes after.'

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purple_zebras420 0

Damn, I want a Brownie :) and that sucks. Maybe you'll find another job.

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bloodxthirsty 7

That's why you never eat brownies that are just there and you don't know who made them

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CalebEatsZombies 2

Thats why I was almost expelled ... The fifth time

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elisoosis 2

Did your roomate adj. You to pay it back XD

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